I love to laugh more than just about anything, so I’m a
dedicated reader of the daily comics in the newspaper. Yeah, I’m one of the
last old timers still getting the paper delivered, but it helps me get my day
started off on the right foot.
Now I don’t sit there in a loud guffaw (usually), but a good
chuckle can be had on most days and that seems like a good way to start my day.
Dilbert’s a good stand-by if all the others don’t come through for me, and Tuesday’s
(Sept. 28, 2012) Dilbert was particularly timely.
The Dilbert characters Ratbert and
Bob the Dinosaur are sitting at a table:
Ratbert: Let’s talk like idiots.
Bob: Ha ha! You go first!
Bob: Ha ha! You go first!
Ratbert: Slap lipstick on the pig,
put a stake in the ground, and view it from 30,000 feet.
Bob: That deliverable is actionable.
Bob: That deliverable is actionable.
Ratbert: Wait … why do I suddenly
feel like hiring you?
Bob: And why do I feel underpaid?
Bob: And why do I feel underpaid?
I wouldn't characterize it as idiot talk, but if you work anywhere near a corporate-type setting, you know
how hilarious that is. If you don’t, you should read Get Fuzzy – those guys are
usually good for a smile first thing in the morning too.
There’s been much written and said in the communications
field recently about cutting jargon from messages and just saying what you
mean, and this strip hit the nail right on the head. The funny thing about jargon
is how quickly it seems to catch on.
When was the last time you heard someone talk about
“low-hanging fruit” when they meant “the easy stuff?” And how about “space”
when they mean “job” or “industry?” The first time I heard someone say, “How
long have you been in that space?” I had no idea what they were talking about.
“Solutions” is another popular one. Like, “We’re your
corporate printing solutions provider.” What does that mean? Are you a
traditional printer? Are you in the copier business?
And the ever-popular, “At the end of the day,” which has
many meanings including “When this project is done.” But according to the Office Life’s Ridiculous Business Jargon
Dictionary it really means “The speaker would like you to know that he
has a profound understanding about what is important and what is not.” Hmm,
better watch usage of that one.
Everybody nowadays seems to provide solutions in their
space. It’d be cool if they just did their job and provided products and/or
services, wouldn’t it?
Of all of that jargon though, the one I like least is
“smartest person in the room.” Like the others, it isn’t completely clear, and
may oftentimes be a person’s opinion of themselves. In my experience, it’s
usually said about someone who’s forceful, opinionated, typically inflexible
and oftentimes overbearing – all of which would disqualify this person from
smartest if you asked me. I'd say the smart ones are
usually inquisitive, open-minded, willing to learn, and value input and
feedback.
You’ve probably heard the old saying that, “Two heads are
better than one,” right? Unlike corporate jargon/garbage/clutter, old sayings
are old sayings for a reason: More often than not, they’re accurate, clear and true!
This old saying is especially true when it comes to the smartest person in the
room because that person definitely needs more input and feedback.
George Bernard Shaw said, “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that
it has taken place.” Good communication is ongoing,
clear and to the point.
Don’t let your message get confused because you got caught up in
jargon. If you have something to say, just say it. Your audience will be clear
about what you mean, and you’ll be free from the bondage of confusion and
misunderstanding. It may make YOU the smartest person in the room.